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1. Advice Taken This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 12/07/03  Original Post: 11/23/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 5,399
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Sequel to "Advice," and will make more sense if you read that first. Aragorn has a host of new ideas, but can he put them into action? Warning: Implied slash Legolas/Gimli.
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2. Advice This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 10/20/03  Original Post: 10/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 7,729
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Humorous vignette. Post ROTK. Aragorn turns to Legolas and Gimli for guidance on… ahem…a personal matter. Warnings: Adult theme. Lots of kinkiness. ‘Slightly-more-than-implied’ slash, Legolas/Gimli
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3. Plagued By Dreams This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/19/03  Original Post: 07/28/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 2  Word Count: 5,031
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Faramir is hoping that a few days of hunting with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli will be a welcome break, but on the eve of the expedition, he discovers his companions are troubled by strange dreams. Can he unravel the mystery of the nightmares? Post ROTK.
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4. Hobbits: An Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/16/03  Original Post: 08/30/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,372
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Everything you always wanted to know about the care of hobbits, plus quite a lot of information that you probably didn't.
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5. Birthday's Eve This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/12/03  Original Post: 08/20/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 3  Word Count: 7,878
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
On the eve of his son’s birthday, Aragorn is finding life as King of Gondor somewhat stressful. Could a day with two old friends be the answer? Sequel to “The Gift”. Warning: Implied slash L/G.
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6. Gimli: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/07/03  Original Post: 08/20/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,103
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
This text, recently discovered in the Chamber of Mazarbul, is the ultimate guide to Gimli, son of Gloin. This is the user guide that was described by “The Khazad-dum Times” as “Worth its weight in mithril”.
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7. Legolas: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/27/03  Original Post: 08/10/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,223
Era: Other   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
At last! The definitive User Guide to everyone's favourite wood-elf. Warning: relentless innuendo.
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8. Boromir: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/21/03  Original Post: 08/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,971
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Worried about the care and maintenance of your Man of Gondor? Then look no further! This comprehensive handbook will answer all your questions, plus a few others that you wouldn’t have thought to ask!
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9. Aragorn: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/19/03  Original Post: 08/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,576
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Thinking of buying an ARAGORN this summer? Own one already but can't find the button to turn him on? Then look no further than this authoritative guide to the operation and upkeep of your trusty Ranger.
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10. Council of Elrond in the style of Hiawatha, The This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/17/03  Original Post: 07/30/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,607
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Find out what would have happened if Tolkien had collaborated with Longfellow. Warning: mild swearing, and I don't just mean from the people reading it.
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11. Gift, The This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 07/19/03  Original Post: 07/08/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,065
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Prince Eldarion’s first birthday is fast approaching and Legolas and Gimli are having trouble deciding what to buy for him. Humourous vignette. Warning: mild slash.
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A Bit of Rope

TariElfLady - 15 Oct 14 - 10:59 AM

Ch. 52: Secrets In The Dark

This is the first time I have ever read of an Orc being almost human.  I love the way you show his memories returning.  Perhaps there is hope for him yet.  (I'm still upset about Eomer dying.  Who will rule Rohan now?)

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Water and Stone

gibbsg - 29 Sep 14 - 12:22 PM

Ch. 1: Estel

Is the fact that there are no paragraphs an error in formatting or something? It is very distracting and makes it hard to read the story and keep tract of your place. 

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Himring - 23 Sep 14 - 2:56 PM

General Comment

I like this! Even if the conversation with Merry isn't strictly canonical, I can believe that something like this might have been going on in the woman who later marries Faramir.

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Last Elf Standing, The

Chathol-linn - 23 Sep 14 - 6:23 AM

Ch. 1: Chapter 1

This story is one the funniest in the fandom and the first one I came across when the LotR fandom was taking off. I love the humor, the impressive knowledge of the canon, and the story telling technique via letters. Brava!

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Another Man's Cage

Himring - 20 Sep 14 - 2:32 AM

General Comment

I originally read AMC here, on HASA. It was one of the ways in which HASA was a formative experience for me. I was a committed lurker, then, so I did not leave a single comment at the time...

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