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1. Master of Mischief 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 03/19/14  Original Post: 07/05/10
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,128
Era: 1st Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Círdan gives a commentary on the Noldor princes, Lúthien has an idea, and Thingol throws pillows.
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2. Of Cabbages and Elves 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 12/15/13  Original Post: 12/14/13
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 3  Word Count: 11,092
Era: 4th Age   Genre: General  Completion: Work in Progress
The Gamgee household receives two unexpected and hungry visitors. Sam would prefer to play host, but his mayoralty propels him into a mystery of a missing Bywater lad, and he finds that even after 14 years, Sharkey's crimes still have echoes.
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3. The Crossroads of Eriador 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 11/30/13  Original Post: 11/30/13
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,702
Era: Akallabêth/Last Alliance   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
So a shipwright, a high-king, and a seriously miffed Galdor walk into a bar…
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4. The Shipwright Shrugs 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 10/13/13  Original Post: 07/25/10
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 7  Word Count: 9,020
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Work in Progress
Short whatnots and nonsense about Círdan, spanning from Cuiviénen to Forever. 7 - The Way the Tide Flows - Círdan tells two visitors a tale about the Second Age and the choice that determined everything after.
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5. LotR Scraps 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 10/04/13  Original Post: 06/01/11
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 3  Word Count: 2,576
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Work in Progress
Where indiscriminant LotR stuff is hoarded.  SCRAP 1 - Cast it into the Fire - What really happened in the Cracks of Doom? Elrond's half-mortal brain may be faulty… Movie-verse! SCRAP 2 - Matters of Nonsense - Legolas attempts to imitate one of the stranger habits of his mortal companions… SCRAP 3 - Mordor, First Class - Packing peanuts and postal orcs. A different take on the Fellowship's quest… Movie-verse!
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6. Oh No! Another Lord of the Rings Parody? 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 01/20/11  Original Post: 10/19/08
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 10  Word Count: 24,488
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War   Genre: Humor  Completion: Work in Progress
'Fraid so. Frodo's a stinker and Bilbo's worse. Sauron's beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee. Thanks Clodia!
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7. Just a Short Smoke 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 07/19/10  Original Post: 07/19/10
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,710
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Saruman is not the only member of the Wise with a secret.
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8. Postcards from B. Baggins 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 06/28/10  Original Post: 06/28/10
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 2  Word Count: 854
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
While on holiday, Bilbo has some time to spare.
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9. A Trinket Exchanged 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 06/28/10  Original Post: 06/28/10
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,979
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Two Elf-princes barter away a mithril shirt. But Dwarves are cunning bargainers, and in the end, just who really profits?
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10. The Ottyssey 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 11/16/09  Original Post: 06/16/09
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 13  Word Count: 33,907
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt, in the body of a water-weasel. And with nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship's lives miserable.
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11. The Stars That Varda Made 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 12/13/08  Original Post: 12/13/08
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,834
Era: Other   Genre: Critical Essay  Completion: Complete
An essay. Varda kindled the stars and set them into patterns. Many of these stars the Professor named in Elvish, but which real-life stars was he referring to?
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12. Orc Talk! 
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 10/19/08  Original Post: 03/16/08
Status: General  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,842
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Young Legolas learns a new word, and his brother learns to be more prudent. MEFA 2008 nominee.
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13. Hidden Watcher This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 06/16/08  Original Post: 03/24/08
Status: Reviewed  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 742
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War   Genre: General  Completion: Complete
In Moria, Legolas takes his watch and something watches him. MEFA 2008 nominee.
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14. Trust to Fate This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 05/29/08  Original Post: 04/23/08
Status: Reviewed  Rating: General  Chapters: 3  Word Count: 2,801
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War   Genre: Drama  Completion: Complete
Short AU: Forgetting every impossibility, the Three Hunters overtake the Orcs and contrive a plan to save the two captives.
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Rotting On The Vine

Lorniel is not an Elf - 27 Jul 14 - 6:02 PM

Ch. 2: II

You cannot forgive yourself, Aruthir?
You hope I can forgive you?
Is that why you wanted to "vomit with rage" when I dared to reopen my facebook account?

Do you really want me to forgive you?
If you are genuine in your desire for forgiveness, earn it.
- because your behaviour indicates that you'd prefer me to cease to exist....

At least show a little contrition, rather than continuing scorn, blame and hatred...

As you have admitted here, I did not leave you.
I would never have left you.
You left me, when I was desperately ill.

My deepest regret is that my body recovered, while leaving my soul shattered.
My deepest regret is that my body recovered at all...

At least that's one thing we can agree on...

Don't worry; I will not be back here.

Enjoy the new life you chose for yourself.

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His Mother's Son

Himring - 13 Jul 14 - 5:03 AM

General Comment

An unusual subject and an interesting take on it! I hadn't spotted the potential for quite so much darkness in that passage before you brought it out.

(Sorry for duplication, this was meant to be a public comment on the story, not a private email, but I pasted it into the wrong place at first.)

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Forest Assault

eliza61 - 27 Jun 14 - 7:26 AM

Ch. 1: Forest Assault

LOL, loved this story Nieriel.  I read it a while ago so forgive me if I said so before.  very very charming and sweet. 

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Follow The Sun

cassie - 17 Jun 14 - 12:56 PM

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This is so beautifully heartbreaking. A great story from a wonderful writer. I can hardly see for the tears but thank you for sharing this here.

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When Fandoms Collide

Elleunamme Maltovia - 12 Jun 14 - 12:18 PM

Ch. 3: The Big Bang That Wasn't...

I've never seen the Avengers so some of this is lost on me, but I still find it hilarious! Love Frodo's response when Thor says Sauron isn't defeated. xD And turning Mordor into a waterpark is just brilliant. 

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