But I'm sure they're aesthetically-pleasing burning cows.
I am certain too. Aesthetically pleasing to the point of inaccuracy.
I can't think of anyone less fit to be playing with fire. Ellie, look out for your eyebrows!
I agree. And it's not going to be just fire, too. Will Elrond stop him in time? Thanks for commenting!
You are adding to the list of things I will never be able to write about seriously again. (Note to self: stay away from Balrogs.)
I have a huge crush on Gil-Galad now also--he was cool before, but yours is to die for.
That is praise indeed! Handsome, kingly, efficient, and fond of small dogs-- what's there not to like? Thank you :)