Things You Should Never Say At The Table: 2. 2

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2. 2

Thorin looks askance at the plate.

"What is this?"

She shrugs.

"It is your lunch, Dwarf. Despite anything you might think to the contrary, King Thranduil still considers you his guests."

He raises an eyebrow.

"Bread and cheese and water?"

Tauriel nods.

"It may be but simple fare, but it is a particular favourite of our King."

He shrugs.

"Then I suppose that- along with the rest of his hospitality- I must thank him for it."

Tauriel smiles warmly as he takes his first bite.

"It is made from moose-milk."

The food turns to ashes to ashes in his mouth…

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Aruthir

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 01/17/14

Original Post: 01/15/14

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