A Month of Sundays: 1. Sex on legs

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1. Sex on legs

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Lord of The Rings belongs to the Tolkien estate, etc. Not me. I'm only dabbling my unworthy fingers in their magical worlds.

Sex on legs

If only he could fall into Middle-earth. If only! Where else would he meet a woman as perfect for him as she?

He swooned, imagining her hypnotic come-to-bed eyes, her beautiful dark tresses - and those legs!

Oh, those luscious, luscious long legs! To feel them wrapped around him as the silken temptress bit and scratched his hairy back playfully …

What did he care if she was a bad girl?

He loved bad girls!

Groaning with frustrated desire, Aragog kicked his Lord of The Rings paperbacks away in disgust.

Why did he do this to himself? Shelob could never be his!

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This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Kara's Aunty

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 08/17/12

Original Post: 08/11/12

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