Endurance: 8. The Bar Joke (G-rated)

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8. The Bar Joke (G-rated)

Day 19 SWG Back to Middle-earth Month entry. The prompt: "If you could pass on three pieces of wisdom to future generations, what would they be?"

Summary: "Four guys were sitting in a bar . . . " (the Fab Four of the Finwean Cousins). A drabble and a half (150 words as counted by MS Word and the author). G-rated, but with warnings for extreme irreverence; possibly is a modern-day AU.

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Four guys were sitting in a bar, two brunettes, a red head, and a blonde (actually, Fingon, Turgon, Maedhros and Finrod).

Turgon asked, "If you could pass down three bits of wisdom throughout the Ages, what would they be?”

Grinning, Fingon lifted his glass, “I do not believe in conventional wisdom.”

Maedhros clicked his glass against Fingon’s, answering, “I’ll drink to that.”

Finrod said, “You’re right. I’ll drink with you.”

“Wait a minute, Ingo,” Fingon said. “You wrote that Athrabeth thing."

“I admit it,” said Finrod, slurring his words. “But that wath before I wath killed by a werewolf.”

“You are all a bunch of miserable cynics. I expected better of you, Finrod,” Turgon choked.

Fingon said, “You’re such an ass.”

Maedhros slapped Turgon on the back. “S’alright, Turvo. I forgive you. You didn’t live long enough to hear yourself called Turgon the Wise by the historians.”

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: oshun

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: General

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 04/28/09

Original Post: 04/28/09

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