1. 5 Ways To Torture Legolas
2) Dye his hair pink (authoress shudders) then deny you did it.
3) Hide all his hair products.
4) Tell him the Mary Sue is in love with him.
5) Hide his weapons and set up a booby trap which soaks him with cold water.
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