5 Ways To Torture Legolas: 1. 5 Ways To Torture Legolas

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1. 5 Ways To Torture Legolas

1) Hide his hairbrush then deny all knowledge of it.
2) Dye his hair pink (authoress shudders) then deny you did it.
3) Hide all his hair products.
4) Tell him the Mary Sue is in love with him.
5) Hide his weapons and set up a booby trap which soaks him with cold water.

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Story Information

Author: freedomfighter

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 04/19/07

Original Post: 04/18/07

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