Yuletide Songs: 2. Once in Royal Anárion's City

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2. Once in Royal Anárion's City

To the tune of "Once in Royal David's City":

Once in Royal Anárion's city
Stood a tomb, wherein the dead
Of the Stewards' line were buried
When their mortal coil they shed.
It's no longer in that town;
Someone went and burned it down...

Did the Steward even notice
What was driving him insane?
For palantir-viewing's worse than
Bad TV for rotting the brain,
'Specially when catastrophes
Are all the Eye will let you see!

"I see nothing but disaster -
First my wife dies, then my son.
Should I watch, then, while the Shadow
Slowly kills the other one?
Soon all things will turn to badness;
I have no cause left for gladness."

None for Denethor, that's certain.
If he's here still, he's a ghost.
But we are glad he did not manage
To turn Faramir to toast!
No - he'll be there, hale and hearty,
At HA's next hot tub party!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Leonora

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: General

Rating: General

Last Updated: 10/31/03

Original Post: 11/30/02

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