Mistaken Identities: 2. Author's Notes, or, The Revelation

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2. Author's Notes, or, The Revelation

Ah, my friends. I assume you read this because you have not guessed what Celeborn was called by those foolish mortals.

They called him Aphrodite, goddess of love and lust. Apparently, his long, silvery hair was long enough to mask the presence (or absence) of certain organs, as pointed out by Gandalf's Apprentice. Or perhaps it was just the sea mist and hopeful imaginings on the mortals' part.

The twins are thought of as Castor and Pollux (better known as the Gemini Twins), and the "yellow sheepskin", of course refers to the Golden Fleece. Castor and Pollux accompanied Jason on the Argos on the (perhaps not so) merry quest. Many thanks to Gwynnyd, who first offered me this idea. What exactly they were doing there is not known to me; perhaps one of you might write about it?

And very obviously, poor poor Haldir was mistaken for the virginal Artemis, goddess of the hunt. Which might explain why those who desired her usually came to a very sorry end.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

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Author: Greywing

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 01/13/07

Original Post: 08/05/06

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Mistaken Identities

Peregrin_Ionad - 15 Jan 07 - 7:36 AM

Ch. 2: Author's Notes, or, The Revelation

Well, I have to say, this definatly made me laugh!!

Peregrin Ionad

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