The Odd Couple: 2. Envy

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2. Envy

Elves are strange folk, Gimli thought, and this one's like a dandelion in a dragon's den. Narrowing his eyes underneath his bushy brows, he watched the Elf surreptitiously, waiting for a repeat of the strange gesture.

All too soon, as the Elf crossed the Dwarf's path yet again, Legolas drew a vigorous X across his chest with one elegant hand, and tugged on his chin, smooth as a baby's behind, with the other.

By Durin's axe, he's mad. Gimli caught Gandalf's glance. A mischievous twinkle lit up the wizard's eye.

"Pay no mind, my good Dwarf," Gandalf said in a low voice. "It's the thirteenth day of the month, and Thranduil's folk believe it brings them good luck on this day to cross a Dwarf's path and themselves at the same time. The chin cupping is to honor your kind."

Snorting, Gimli stroked his luxuriant whiskers. Beard envy—of course.


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Author: Gandalfs apprentice

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: General

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 01/02/08

Original Post: 07/22/06

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The Odd Couple

oshun - 12 Oct 06 - 9:13 AM

Ch. 2: Envy

This made my day yesterday. Then I realized I really should have commented. Utterly fabulously ridiculous. It hit me on so many levels: I always liked reading social anthropology--uncertain if it's a science, but it sure is fun. Very visual piece as well.

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