Jay's 2006 Birthday Presents: 2. 'Hunting Orcs' by Tanaqui

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2. 'Hunting Orcs' by Tanaqui

Hunting Orcs


We wuz only 'avin' a bit o' fun. A body needs more'n meat and bread, and those villagers gave right good sport.


Why, you'd think we'd insulted their own dear ol' mum, the way they carried on. Them glitterin' grey eyes borin' into us like maggots, an' them terrible long swords cuttin' and slashin'.


An' they wuzn't 'appy just chasin' us off, oh, no, not them, not by a long chalk. Followed us, followed us for miles, right down to that there river, an' drove us in. An' the last thing I r'members afore I drowned was their 'orrible smiles….

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Jay of Lasgalen

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: General

Rating: General

Last Updated: 01/22/06

Original Post: 01/06/06

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2006 Birthday Drabbles - 24 stories - Owner: HASA Birthday Cards
This is a playlist collection of the drabbles written in honor of another HASA member's 2006 birthday. Stories are alphabetical by recipient.
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