Mathom Challenge: 6. Warg Fodder

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6. Warg Fodder

"Up one hill, down another, lookin' fer halflings. Don't that wizard care that we get tired?"

"Shut yer gob," his rider screamed. "He knows everything. He'll hear ya; then we'll be pickin' yer bones fer supper tonight."

"Sh!" the orc next to him said. "I'm ready for roast warg, with a light cranberry and orange sauce, and some sweet pertaters."

"Some wine and choc'lates. Them kind he brings back when he goes to Gondor. I love them choc'lates." The first orc drooled.

"There could be an accident?" The other wondered.

Nineteen weary wargs, full, came home rider less that night.

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Story Information

Author: Agape4Gondor

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 02/25/06

Original Post: 12/03/05

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