Mathom Challenge: 4. Goblins

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4. Goblins

"What you doin' here?"

"Yeah! Who invited you?"

"Nobody. Got a problem with that?" He huffed up his chest. "I wants meat. All I've had is this maggoty bread."

"That's what it looks like, too," a foolish goblin whispered.

"Hey! Who said that?" Pulling the offending goblin up by his ears, the hideous apparition growled. "Ain't you got no manners? I told you, I wants meat. Either cough it up or I'll eat you."

"There ain't enough meat for twenty-one ornery orcs, let alone one Balrog!" a scared goblin whispered to his companion. "But I heard Hobbits on the steps…."

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Story Information

Author: Agape4Gondor

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 02/25/06

Original Post: 12/03/05

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