Mathom Challenge: 12. Old Samwise Gamgee Had a Farm

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12. Old Samwise Gamgee Had a Farm

Sam and Rosie had thirteen kids.
Ai, Ai, Ooooh
Thirteen kids meant twenty-nine pets.
Ai, Ai, Ooooh.

With a bah bah here
And a neigh neigh there
Here a woof,
There a hoof,
Everywhere a squeel, squeel,

Sam and Rosie had thirteen kids,
Ai, Ai, Ooooh.

Sometimes they'd cry
Sometimes they'd giggle
Ai, Ai, Ooooh
But most times they'd just sit and wiggle
Ai, Ai, Ooooh

Is it ready yet?
And I'm hungry still
Will you please be quiet?
Will you please sit still?

Sam and Rosie had thirteen kids
Ai, Ai, Ooooh

One fine spring day, they ran away
Ai, Ai, Ooooh
The kids looked under rock and hay
Ai, Ai, Ooooh

Where could be Sam?
Rosie's disappeared?
They went and hid
And left us here.

One fine spring day, they ran away.
Ai, Ai, Ooooh!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Agape4Gondor

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 02/25/06

Original Post: 12/03/05

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