Fëanor: 1. Fëanor

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1. Fëanor

The most beautiful Elf in all the world


All the beauty of the Elves wrapped up in a single word


Just heard of an Elf named Fëanor
And from what some fangurls said
he is the next best thing to sliced bread.


I've just read 'bout a guy named Fëanor
And suddenly my muse will never be the same again!


Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.


Will I never stop filking Fëanor?

Fëanor...Fëanor...Fëanor, Fëanor!

Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.

Fëanor...will I *never* stop filking Fëanor!!!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Vistula the Dunadan

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 1st Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 09/01/05

Original Post: 09/01/05

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