Send in the Huorns: 1. Send in the Huorns

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1. Send in the Huorns

Isn't it foul?
There's quite the stink:
All of the Orcs that we slew here -
Thousands, I think.
Send in the Huorns.

They came to Helm's Deep
Cleaned up the mess
Caused us to tremble in fear
(Except Legolas)
Where are the Huorns?
Send in the Huorns.

It's one drawback
To fighting these wars
You battle and win,
But to the victors go …the chores.
We can't leave them lying about
Thick on the ground.
Too many to burn
The EPA'd frown.

Don't you love trees?
(Better say yes!)
We're not sure what it was they did to the Orcs
Ate them, we guess?
We could use Huorns
Quick, bring in the Huorns
(But don't bother Treebeard)

After that fight
I'd rather not dig.
It'll take one heck of a hole
To hold all these Orcs.
And where are the Huorns?
I wish there were Huorns
Well, let's start that pyre…

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Aerlinn

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 07/28/05

Original Post: 07/28/05

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