Ranger Rhymes: 1. Ranger Rhymes

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1. Ranger Rhymes

There once was a Ranger from Bree
Who desperately needed a pee
When the landlord at Straddle
Told him to skeddaddle
He watered his beer for free.

* * *

There once was a Ranger from Snedding
Well known in both tavern and steading
He’d whip out his blade
(For whoever had paid)
And demonstrate skilful beheading.

* * *

When exploring the spice routes of Rhun
A Ranger may hum a new tune
For east of the sun
They make their own fun
On those hidden paths west of the moon.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Alawa

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards

Genre: Poetry

Rating: General

Last Updated: 02/13/05

Original Post: 02/13/05

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