Tips for Dealing With Children: 1. Be Specific

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1. Be Specific

BANG!
Creeeaaaak.
BANG!
Creeeaaaak.
BANG!
Creeeaaa -----

“Peregrin!”

“Yes, mama?” the reply floated into the kitchen from the front entryway.

“Stop. Being. So. Loud.”

“Yes, mama,” Pippin’s sweet voice answered.

Eglantine was not reassured.

Silence.

Then --

bang.
creeeaaaak.
bang.
creeeaaaak.
bang.
creeeeaaa-----

“Peregrin!”

“Yes, mama?”

“I told you to stop that!”

She heard the patter of feet come running toward the kitchen, and turned to face her small son.

“No, mama,” Pippin protested, “you said stop being so loud. I was slamming the door quietly.”

Not for the first time, Eglantine wondered what possessed her to marry a Took.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: EdorasLass

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 02/06/05

Original Post: 01/31/05

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