1. Deleted scenes
Scene 1: the shire. Frodo is sittting in a field while jacking off and reading porn. Gandalf comes and beats frodo over the head with his staff for not sharing his rather impressive PlayHobbit collection with him.
Scene 2: Nazgul butt-rapes Frodo on his way out of the shire. Need I say more?
Scene 3: Aragorn mistakes frodo for a half-priced male prostitute.
Sam kills him for trying something.
Scene 4: As Aragorn gatheres athelas, arwen comes with her sword. The reason for this is that one must catch a ranger off his guard in order to shave him.
Scene 5: Bilbo's farewell speech summarized: 'Later, Bitches!'
Scene 6: As the nazgul sniffs for the hobbits, Frodo asks Merry: 'You left your crack on the road, didn't you?'
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