Limericks: Book 2: 5. Trials of a Fanfic Writer

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5. Trials of a Fanfic Writer

Muse Otherwise Occupied
"Marta, 'twas really pernicious
To throw at me nuzgul so vicious!
I sat down to writing,
But with canon is fighting
The clamor of limericks salacious."

Hooked on PJ's trilogy films,
Certain parts of me blazing like kilns,
Now forbidden to write
Verse with "Rings" boys in sight,
But hey: there's always the Silm!

Upon joining the new HASA site,
Too late I did realize my plight:
Now plagued by nuzgul attacking
(Whom my ankles are attracting)
I fev'rishly type through the night.

By Meril

There was an auteur filmical
whose works were quite satyrical:
could not film enough
of Elves in the buff --
shunning all props sartorical!

By Elena Tiriel

Elves in the Buff
Elves in the buff (Oh, how grand...
Perhaps rolling around in the sand--
Shout my muses: "Stop, yuck!
Quit now this shameful stuff:
Or canon will forever be banned!"

By Meril

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: HA Writers Group

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Other

Genre: Poetry

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 01/16/05

Original Post: 12/10/04

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