5. Trials of a Fanfic Writer
"Marta, 'twas really pernicious
To throw at me nuzgul so vicious!
I sat down to writing,
But with canon is fighting
The clamor of limericks salacious."
Hooked on PJ's trilogy films,
Certain parts of me blazing like kilns,
Now forbidden to write
Verse with "Rings" boys in sight,
But hey: there's always the Silm!
Upon joining the new HASA site,
Too late I did realize my plight:
Now plagued by nuzgul attacking
(Whom my ankles are attracting)
I fev'rishly type through the night.
There was an auteur filmical
whose works were quite satyrical:
could not film enough
of Elves in the buff --
shunning all props sartorical!
By Elena Tiriel
Elves in the Buff
Elves in the buff (Oh, how grand...
Perhaps rolling around in the sand--)
Shout my muses: "Stop, yuck!
Quit now this shameful stuff:
Or canon will forever be banned!"
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