Limericks: Book 2: 2. Hobbits, Gollum, etc.

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2. Hobbits, Gollum, etc.

The Gaffer while grasping his hoe
did tug and did pull like a pro
to task he did bend
his passion to tend
and managed a well seeded row.

Gollum that nasty old thing
His Master’s sure favor to bring,
Did pet and did paw
While fawning in awe,
“Precious lets us finger your Ring.”

By Vistula the Dunedain

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: HA Writers Group

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Other

Genre: Poetry

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 01/16/05

Original Post: 12/10/04

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