“I’m going to go buy some milk at the store,” Marinalite said.
“I don’t think that have stores like that in Middle-earth,” Legolas said.
“Hey, I’m supposed to be the smart one here!” Marinalite screamed in an annoyed tone. “Go back to being stupid and saying “oh, okay” all the time.”
“Oh, okay,” Legolas said.
“That’s better,” Marinalite said.
“It sure is nice here,” Marinalite said.
“Yeah,” Legolas said.
“We have absolutely nothing in common,” Marinalite said.
“No kidding!” Legolas said.
Legolas and Marinalite broke up, and lived happily ever—apart—for all of eternity.
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