Another Orc Bites the Dust: 1. Another Orc Bites the Dust

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1. Another Orc Bites the Dust

The elf stalks warily through the woods
An arrow nocked to the bow
Cuts down every orc he sees
So damn fast they never know

With Gimli, hey, his elvellon
Swingin’ that sturdy dwarf-ax
You know Enemies are out of time
If the Prince is on their tracks

Another orc bites the dust
Another orc bites the dust
And another orc gone and another orc gone
Another orc bites the dust
Hey, he’s gonna get you too
Another orc bites the dust

How do you think you’re gonna get away
With Thranduilion on the scene?
When he runs out of Uruk-hai
He’ll be gunnin’ for Mary Sue teens

Are you scared? Well, not enough
You can never get away
He’s a deadly shot (and wicked buff)
Yeah, he practices every day

Another Sue bites the dust
Another Sue bites the dust
And another Sue gone and another Sue gone
Another Sue bites the dust
Hey, he’s gonna get you too
Another Sue bites the dust

Hey
Oh take it - bite the dust bite the dust
Hey Another Sue bites the dust
Another orc bites the dust ow
Another Sue bites the dust he he
Another orc bites the dust haaaa
Ooh shoot out

There are plenty of ways he can kill an orc,
A troll, or a Mary Sue
He can shoot ‘em, stab ‘em with his knife
Or use a sword to run ‘em through.

Yes, he’s ready, you know he’s ready for you
Better run for your very life
He’s got his dwarf and he’s got his bow
He don’t want a fangirl wife

Another orc bites the dust
Another Sue bites the dust
And another orc gone and another Sue gone
Another orc bites the dust yeah
Hey, he’s gonna get you too
Another Sue bites the dust
Shoot out


Lyrics


Midi


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Sigil Galen

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/28/04

Original Post: 06/28/04

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