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1. Thranduilion Rhapsody

Thranduilion Rhapsody

Is this my real life?
Is this my fantasy?
Picked as a walker! Escaping banality
They've opened my eyes,
I look up to these guys you seeeeeeeee
I'm just a Wood Elf, Mirkwoodian royalty
Now here we come, soon we'll go,
Am good with knives, great with a bow
Anyway I'm needed, long as I am helping the King and ring

Papa, just killed an orc,
put my bow against his head,
loosed my arrow now he's dead.
Papa, this is so much fun!
This camping trip to throw the ring away
Papa, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
I know you thought I'd be back from Imladris
Now I've gone, now I've gone to cross the pass of Caradhras

OO fate! Gandalf has gone!
With the Balrog, took his time-
Gollum's watching, saying "Mine!"
Rohan-everybody here smells like horse
And their decor sure looks terribly Norse...
Papa, oooo
Strider had to try-
Now with the dead our army's looking not so small!

I see a flaming silhouetto of an eye

(Fellowship Choir)
Sauron-mouche, Sauron-mouche do you need some strong visine?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, FLEE!!
Nazgûl-hey o! Nazgûl-hey o!
Nazgûl-hey o! Nazgûl-hey o!
Nazgûl-hey o! Run Frodo! To Mount Doom -OO!

I'm just a Wood Elf, everyone loves me,

(Fellowship Choir)
He's just a Wood Elf, sort of Elf Nobility
Spare him your strife and your hostility!

Here they come, here we go, buy time for Frodo!

(Fellowship Choir)
Thranduilion! Buy time for Frodo-for Frodo!
Thranduilion! Buy time for Frodo-for Frodo!
Thranduilion! Buy time for Frodo-for Frodo!
Buy time for Frodo-for Frodo
Buy time for Frodo-for Frodo!
Fro, Fro, Fro, Fro, Fro, Fro-do!

Ada yeehaw! Ada yeehaw! Ada yeehaw! Here I go
Annatar has a Balrog set aside for me! Oh Wheee! Oh Wheeeee!

So you think you can lock me in my flet to cry
So you think rural boredom won't cause me to die
Ooooh, Ada! Can't do this to me Ada!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

None of that now matters,
Galadriel told me,
Now the ring war's over
And I'll take my dwarf to the seaaaaaaa
Anyway the wind blows...

Lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Bow

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/19/04

Original Post: 06/19/04

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