HMS Legolas: 1. The Sun, Whose Rays

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1. The Sun, Whose Rays

The sun, whose rays Are all ablaze            With ever-living wonder, Does not outclass Our Legolas--            He tears our hearts asunder! We all exclaim, With little shame            about our great desire. And, pen in hand, To meet demand,            We set the page on fire! It can not be denied,            The Elf’s divine-- A warrior, beside            One of the Nine! It can not be denied,            The Elf’s divine-- A warrior, beside            One of the Nine! Observe her name, That loathsome dame,            The Sue’s eternal vileness; There's not a trace Upon her face            Of scheming plans or guile-ness: She tosses hair That Elves might stare,            And Legolas acclaim her! And, truth to tell, The Elf is swell,            So I, for one, don't blame her! Ah, pray make no mistake,            Of what is true; She’s quite the little fake,            That Mary Sue! Ah, pray make no mistake,            Of what is true; She’s quite the little fake,            That Mary Sue!
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Orignal Lyrics: The Sun, Whose Rays from The Mikado

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Arandil

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/21/04

Original Post: 06/16/04

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