Blond Satin: 1. Blond Satin

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1. Blond Satin

Misty Mountains in the middle of a dry spell
Mary-sue is on the elf-hunt up high
Fangirls dancin' with libidos that smoulder
The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky
The boy could shoot, knew how to move, every girl
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for

Chorus:

Blond satin and that innocent smile
Blond satin with that slow wood-elf style
An idol worship that's brought girls to their knees
Blond satin in the trees.


Up in Mirkwood he's the vision of a heatwave
He's lightening, bound to drive you wild
Elf lust is in the heart of every school girl
To love him tender, they'd stampede the Werewolve's isle
The way he shot, it was a sin, shaft sweet and true
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for

Chorus:

Blond satin and that innocent smile
Blond satin with that slow wood-elf style
An idol worship that's brought girls to their knees
Blond satin in the trees.

Every move of every scene that he played was for you
In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon, what could you do?


Blond satin and that innocent smile
Blond satin with that slow wood-elf style
An idol worship that's brought girls to their knees
Blond satin in the trees.

In the trees, in the trees, in the trees.


Lyrics to Black Velvet


A/N for the geeks among us: After Sauron conquered it, Tol Sirion was called Tol-in-Gaurhoth, the Isle of Werewolves.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Lyllyn

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 06/14/04

Original Post: 06/14/04

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