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1. Eryn Lasgalen Elves

ERYN LASGALEN ELVES
Fangirl:
Well, the Rohirrim are hip,
I really dig the way they ride,
And the Gondor men with their tall White Tower
They make me feel all hot inside

The Shire lads are cute and really like to make things grow;
And the Istari, with their mighty staffs,
Bring passion straight from Valino’

I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves

The Haradrim are handsome,
And very handy with mumakil
And the Dwarves of Lonely Mountain,
They say they make…toys…with great skill,

The Uruk-Hai of Orthanc know to thrust and parry right,
And the Úlairi, with their cold Black Breath,
They’ll keep you on your back all night…

I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves


For Mirkwood has the spiders,
And the archers all get so toned….
I dig the flowing hair and the leggings tight
On those exquisite muscles honed

I been all around this Middle-earth,
And I seen all kinds of guys
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back to Greenwood,
Back to perfection under Varda’s skies

I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves
I wish they all could be Eryn Lasgalen Elves




("California Girls")

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Vulgarweed

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/09/04

Original Post: 06/09/04

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