Surprise!: 2. The Common Tongue and Creatures of Mirkwood

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2. The Common Tongue and Creatures of Mirkwood

Author notes: This is my first attempt at Pratchett-style writing. It's probably terrible, but I need practice. ------ Arianawen Shinysilverhair was only a child* when she fell into Middle Earth. She wandered for days without food or water** or guidance. However, seeing the plight of the lovely golden haired maiden, the creatures of the forest*** guided her to the elven halls of Mirkwood. There she met the man of her dreams. This she told Legolas of Mirkwood: "My name is Arianawen Shinysilverhair**** and I love you Prince of Mirkwood!" Legolas stared at her in confusion for a moment. Who was this strange woman whose language sounded incredibly similar to that of the Orcs? His eyes narrowed. Then, Legolas Thranduilion shot the strange girl who was obviously allied with Sauron. The two giant spiders who had led the child to him came back to their senses, and attacked the elf. *of 13, which is the age of many fangirls. **but didn't starve because she is a Mary Sue. ***namely two giant spiders, a couple of Orcs, and an evil looking gerbil. ****This was, naturally, her pen name on fanfiction.net.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: XNemesis

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 07/31/04

Original Post: 05/30/04

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