On Dragons: 1. On Dragons

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1. On Dragons

"I had always heard," said the hobbit, as he stared at the dragon's chest, which was jewel-encrusted fit to drive any Victoria's Secret shopper to envy, "that dragons are rather, um... that is... well, you're said to, er, be—"

"Yes, we're hermaphrodites," Smaug interrupted smugly, and leered as she-he-it coyly uncoiled his/her/its tail and said triumphantly, "Feast your eyes on this!"

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Ok, so I cheated a little to get an exchange out of this. But it's technically all one sentence, so it counts.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Dwimordene

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards

Genre: Humor

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 05/14/04

Original Post: 05/14/04

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