Not Quite a Dark and Stormy Night: 2. The True Fall of Morgoth Bauglir

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2. The True Fall of Morgoth Bauglir

The corrupted Vala looked up at Ungoliant angrilly. "The Silmarils are MINE! I stole them from Fëanor, not you! You got the light of the Trees! Why are you complaining?!" he exclaimed in fury.

"Give them to me or I shall eat you!" Ungoliant hissed.

"Never!"

"Have it your way then!"

The unlight spider queen spun her web of darkness about Morgoth. He wasn't going to stand for this. The Silmarils were his. So he let out a great cry of, "Get out here and stop her you bloody Balrogs!"

"Why should we risk our tails to save you from the PMSing queen of unlight?! And anyway, Sauron makes a much better Dark Lord!" several new voices answered.

"You traitorssssssssssssss-" the dying Dark Lord screamed as he was devoured by Ungoliant.

"What a waste of last words," she muttered as she devoured the Silmarils.


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: XNemesis

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 05/30/04

Original Post: 04/09/04

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