Birds and the Bees and Other Atrocities, The: 3. Anduin Valley Girl

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3. Anduin Valley Girl

There was this princess, and her name was, like, Princess Stephanie, and she was King Aragorn and Queen Arwen’s daughter, and she was, like, very beautiful, and one day she called up her boyfriend Roger, who was like, Faramir and Eowyn’s son, and she went “Oh Roger, I am so bored, my parents are like, such a pain, they never let me do anything fun, so I was thinking maybe we could, like, go out and see a movie or go shopping or something, and then after that we could maybe sneak out to a club and dance and get wasted.”

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Elana

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 03/23/04

Original Post: 03/21/04

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