Birds and the Bees and Other Atrocities, The: 1. The Birds and the Bees

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1. The Birds and the Bees

Fimbrethil reclined on the grassy sward beside which the gently babbling spring welled up, whose waters she and Treebeard had shared not long before, his golden eyes like deep pools as they gazed into hers, and as his strong limbs caressed her lissome branches, she pondered with sweet anticipation the days, or perhaps even weeks, of gradually building pleasure that lay before them, for although already her stamens ached to receive his pollen, she knew that the moment when at last that supreme bliss would be achieved would come only after Treebeard had thoroughly explored all the hidden crevices and crannies of her bark, branches and roots, rousing each leaf and twig to heights of trembling passion, for her lover was skilled and patient, and he was never, ever, hasty.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Elana

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 03/23/04

Original Post: 03/21/04

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