Purple Proses: 1. A Real Treasure

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1. A Real Treasure

Faramir ran a tanned, callous-fingered hand through the silkiness of his raven hair, wishing he had a looking-glass handy so that he could check the status of his flowing black-as-godawful-night tresses and ensure that they curled against his manly cheekbones just so, for the enchanting creature Gilraninorienna stood in beauteous glory before himself and Éowyn, a proud fire sparking in her violet, silver-ringed eyes and sunlight glinting about the burning-crimson ringlets flowing over the swell of her creamy-white bosoms to swing saucily against her rounded womanly hips; their personal ad in the Minas Tirith Star-Times for a clean married couple seeking an adventurous young maiden to spice up their sex life had netted them a real treasure.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Jedishampoo

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 03/15/04

Original Post: 03/15/04

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