What Happened to Mordor: 1. The State of the Black Land

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1. The State of the Black Land

Ruztakh, evil spirit/orc, was not happy. Why did Sauron have to die, along with all his most powerful servants, convieniently, and leave him to deliver the State of the Black Land adress? Oh well. Nothing he could do about it anyway.
"And as you can see in this diagram," he said, pointing to the diagram, "military expenses dropped nearly 50% in this last month!"
"That's only because 50% of the military was killed!" jeered an Easterling. "I'm not going to keep my stock in this place if all you can do in the shareholder's adress is talk about how you don't have to spend gold on dead orcs anymore!"
A murmur of assent swept through the crowd, and several men and orcs stood up to go.
"Please, gentle...things," Ruztakh said, "You're only making things worse!"
But the various beasts, orcs, spirits and men would not be stopped. After various attempts to placate them Ruztakh gave it up and watched as they started graffiting the walls, smashing all the ornate statues of Sauron, the Mouth of Sauron, the Witch-King and

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Korbasz of Rhun

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: 3rd Age - Post-Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 03/09/04

Original Post: 03/09/04

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