Carols of Middle-earth: 4. Bilbo the Hobbit Burglar

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4. Bilbo the Hobbit Burglar

To the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer'

Bilbo, the Hobbit burglar
had a lot of Dwarves to tea.
Set off to kill a dragon
despite his wishes contrary.

He met the creature Gollum
And got from him a magic ring
Took the Dwarves river-rafting
Fleeing from the Wood-Elf King.

When they reached the dragon hoard
Thorin sent him in
"Bilbo down that tunnel jog,
go and have a chat with Smaug."

He didn’t kill the dragon
but he stole the Arkenstone,
For giving it to the Elf King,
he will be forever known!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Elemmire

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Other

Rating: General

Last Updated: 01/02/04

Original Post: 12/03/03

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Showing Off Our Poems & Songs - 2 stories - Owner: Poetry & Song
Here's a place for members to post one or two of the pieces they are most proud of.
Included because: All of my more promising poems are lying around unfinished at the moment, so I thought I'd include my first collection of carols instead. I'm proudest of "'Twas the Night Before Yuletide", but "Let It Blow!" is the most fun!

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