Limericks: 9. Assorted men and elves

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9. Assorted men and elves

Prince Imrahil, Knight of the Swan
has a part that, though sketchily drawn
will be sorely missed
if it doesn’t exist
when Return of the King is put on
--powzie

A clever young elf named Figwit
Had but little screen time to transmit
His uncanny allure…
But his 'name' will endure
For he managed to use every bit
--powzie

Where’s Elrohir? Where’s Elladan?
In vain for their faces we scan -
Were you unaware
We’d be walking on air
If you doubled our pleasure in Cannes?
--powzie


A brave one is golden Glorfindel,
even death his appeal could not dwindle.
Rivendell found him a hottie
in his gorgeous new body;
the elf-maidens' lust he did kindle.
--Lyllyn

A balrog with whip in the air,
Dragged Glor off of a cliff by his hair.
he said 'I'm sadistic,
if you're masochistic,
we really could make quite a pair.'
--Lyllyn


Said Finduilas, "Denethor's virtue
For me is scarcely an issue.
If he lies with a man
I'll give him to his 'fans'
Til he renders to me my just due.
--Dwimordene


The sons of Elrond are identical,
Making their advantage psychological.
When joking with each other
Each pretends to be his brother.
The result is often quite comical.

So alike my brother and I -
Black of hair and grey of eye.
Now you may chortle
But we are immortal.
Not for us our fate to die.
--paranoidangel

So Delightfully outre are the twins,
always wicked, and charming, with grins;
Most write them lascivious
to taboos quite oblivious
contentedly immersed in their sins.

The twins by most standards are not measured,
By each other they often are pleasured;
Or so fangirls say
when their lust, it holds sway
Alas the prose that results - rarely treasured.

(with apologies to those who write good E/E.)
--Lyllyn



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Author: HA Writers Group

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Poetry

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 11/11/03

Original Post: 06/27/03

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