Limericks: 8. Miscellaneous

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8. Miscellaneous

There once was a creature called Smeagol,
Who went sailing with his brother Deagol.
As he’d do anything
To grab hold of his ring,
The outcome was highly illegal.

The Pelennor’s all of a clamour
On account of the Underworld’s Hammer.
Trolls will ditch everything
Just to give him a swing,
Grond is such a redoubtable rammer.

Whilst sitting in my bower
I think upon the Rings of Power
And of the danger
If they fell into the hands of a stranger
But worse, if they came off in the shower!

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This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: HA Writers Group

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Poetry

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 11/11/03

Original Post: 06/27/03

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