7. Elrond
I am an Elven Lord
My treasures I do not hoard
However, I do no think I oughter
Freely give up my daughter
Until I’m sure he can handle his sword.
--Elvenesse
Elrond is so full of woe
Because we like to torture him so.
Though his family's all dead
He's still filled with dread:
Fan-fic writers are his greatest foe.
--paranoidangel
Poor Elrond indeed, I am sure.
To stop this torture he did implore:
"Just wait till the end
of the Third Age and then
I'll be off to my wife in Valinor."
--paranoidangel
My best friend, of whom I am fond
Forged a very strong link in our bond
When she leaned very near,
Whispering in my ear…
“You know, I’d sleep with that Elrond!”
--powzie
Here's my contribution to this insanity, in the form of Elrond.
Whilst reclining in my bower
I think of the Rings of Power
And about the danger
If found by a stranger
But worse, if lost in the shower!
I am an ancient Elven Lord
And my treasures I do not hoard,
I do not think I oughter
Freely give up my daughter
Until he can handle his sword.
I was forced to swear an oath
To wait before pledging my troth,
Daddy was getting mad
As having sis’ was bad
However, she now shares my sloth.
--Elvenesse
Discuss these or any other limericks at this forum.
My treasures I do not hoard
However, I do no think I oughter
Freely give up my daughter
Until I’m sure he can handle his sword.
--Elvenesse
Elrond is so full of woe
Because we like to torture him so.
Though his family's all dead
He's still filled with dread:
Fan-fic writers are his greatest foe.
--paranoidangel
Poor Elrond indeed, I am sure.
To stop this torture he did implore:
"Just wait till the end
of the Third Age and then
I'll be off to my wife in Valinor."
--paranoidangel
My best friend, of whom I am fond
Forged a very strong link in our bond
When she leaned very near,
Whispering in my ear…
“You know, I’d sleep with that Elrond!”
--powzie
Here's my contribution to this insanity, in the form of Elrond.
Whilst reclining in my bower
I think of the Rings of Power
And about the danger
If found by a stranger
But worse, if lost in the shower!
I am an ancient Elven Lord
And my treasures I do not hoard,
I do not think I oughter
Freely give up my daughter
Until he can handle his sword.
I was forced to swear an oath
To wait before pledging my troth,
Daddy was getting mad
As having sis’ was bad
However, she now shares my sloth.
--Elvenesse
Discuss these or any other limericks at this forum.
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