Limericks: 6. Wizards

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6. Wizards

The Grey Wizard is scratching his head
o'er the visions we take to our beds.
"Now consider the Maia
possessing such fire;
yet you lust after mortals instead!"
--Nessime


[This one] of (more) questionable propriety, [is] about going to the movies with Chris---

When Saruman, grinning with glee
after pulling down every last tree
said “You will taste manflesh!”
I said -“Hope it’s still fresh!”
And she replied, “Supersize me!
--powzie

A wizard who lived in Orthanc
decided to pull off a prank,
Put itch powder on Lurtz,
who punched where it hurts
and called him a 'blankety-blank.'
--Lyllyn


Hail to the wizard Mithrandir
Was there ever a pilgrim more randier?
For skill with his staff,
As he walks his lone path,
You’ll never find anyone handier.
--Alawa


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This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: HA Writers Group

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Poetry

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 11/11/03

Original Post: 06/27/03

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