6. Wizards
The Grey Wizard is scratching his head
o'er the visions we take to our beds.
"Now consider the Maia
possessing such fire;
yet you lust after mortals instead!"
--Nessime
[This one] of (more) questionable propriety, [is] about going to the movies with Chris---
When Saruman, grinning with glee
after pulling down every last tree
said “You will taste manflesh!”
I said -“Hope it’s still fresh!”
And she replied, “Supersize me!
--powzie
A wizard who lived in Orthanc
decided to pull off a prank,
Put itch powder on Lurtz,
who punched where it hurts
and called him a 'blankety-blank.'
--Lyllyn
Hail to the wizard Mithrandir
Was there ever a pilgrim more randier?
For skill with his staff,
As he walks his lone path,
You’ll never find anyone handier.
--Alawa
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o'er the visions we take to our beds.
"Now consider the Maia
possessing such fire;
yet you lust after mortals instead!"
--Nessime
[This one] of (more) questionable propriety, [is] about going to the movies with Chris---
When Saruman, grinning with glee
after pulling down every last tree
said “You will taste manflesh!”
I said -“Hope it’s still fresh!”
And she replied, “Supersize me!
--powzie
A wizard who lived in Orthanc
decided to pull off a prank,
Put itch powder on Lurtz,
who punched where it hurts
and called him a 'blankety-blank.'
--Lyllyn
Hail to the wizard Mithrandir
Was there ever a pilgrim more randier?
For skill with his staff,
As he walks his lone path,
You’ll never find anyone handier.
--Alawa
Discuss these or any other limericks at this forum
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