5. Legolas
Leg'las whose looks are considered delightful
found the fangirls' attention quite frightful
'I am losing my selfhood
in talk of my elfhood
Ai! - need a counselor who's most insightful!'
--Lyllyn
There was an elf called Legolas
The dwarf he liked to harass
Soon they became fast friends
After making amends
For he was as pretty as a lass!
--Elvenesse
I offer an answer quite brash
To our boys – use a little panache
Fix the problem yourself -
You’re a grown man (and elf!)
Look out! Here come fan-girls with slash!
--powzie
Discuss these or any other limericks at this forum.
found the fangirls' attention quite frightful
'I am losing my selfhood
in talk of my elfhood
Ai! - need a counselor who's most insightful!'
--Lyllyn
There was an elf called Legolas
The dwarf he liked to harass
Soon they became fast friends
After making amends
For he was as pretty as a lass!
--Elvenesse
I offer an answer quite brash
To our boys – use a little panache
Fix the problem yourself -
You’re a grown man (and elf!)
Look out! Here come fan-girls with slash!
--powzie
Discuss these or any other limericks at this forum.
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