Limericks: 5. Legolas

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5. Legolas

Leg'las whose looks are considered delightful
found the fangirls' attention quite frightful
'I am losing my selfhood
in talk of my elfhood
Ai! - need a counselor who's most insightful!'

There was an elf called Legolas
The dwarf he liked to harass
Soon they became fast friends
After making amends
For he was as pretty as a lass!

I offer an answer quite brash
To our boys – use a little panache
Fix the problem yourself -
You’re a grown man (and elf!)
Look out! Here come fan-girls with slash!

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This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: HA Writers Group

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Poetry

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 11/11/03

Original Post: 06/27/03

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