4. Dwarves
There was a dwarf called Gimli
Lets state it quite simply
He liked to annoy the elf
Whilst not admitting to himself
He’d love to act more freely.
--Elvenesse
Balin’s settlers had Moria humming
With clothing and gemstones quite stunning.
With their dwarf hoods as well,
Trimmed with tassel and bell,
No wonder the orcs heard them coming.
--Alawa
Discuss these or any other limericks at this forum.
Lets state it quite simply
He liked to annoy the elf
Whilst not admitting to himself
He’d love to act more freely.
--Elvenesse
Balin’s settlers had Moria humming
With clothing and gemstones quite stunning.
With their dwarf hoods as well,
Trimmed with tassel and bell,
No wonder the orcs heard them coming.
--Alawa
Discuss these or any other limericks at this forum.
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