5. Extra Stuff!
-Knee-high gaitors made of mithril are sometimes effective
-Garlic can also help - particularly if you have a good throwing arms
and can klonk the Nuzgûl purveyors from a safe distance
-Nuzgûl only look cute and fluffy - take them home and they'll be swinging from your chandeliers in no time (worry when they dial out for pizza and beer)
-Nuzgûl can sneak up on you more silently than an Elf, are more determined than a Hobbit with second breakfast on its mind, have more endurance than a Dwarf, can be as sneakily manipulative as Faramir/Aragorn(please delete whichever one offends you the most) and can be as... erm... annoying as a whole bunch of Orcs ;-)
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