2. There once was a maiden from Nargothrond
Toby wrote back:
There once was a maiden from Nargothrond
Who of Mirkwood elf-boys was mighty fond.
When she spied Legolas
Bare his firm rounded ass,
She had to cool off in the Hidden Pond.
Our friend Nan, lover of Legolas, had been getting copies of these emails and she sent us this:
There once was a maiden from Nargothrond
Who had it bad for Elrond
She said to herself
Now that's one hot elf
But then again… where is that blonde?
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