40. Fanfiction Writer
As well as the usual disclaimer, please note that this is based on “Paperback Writer,” written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, sung by the Beatles.
Dearest web surfer, will you read my tale?
It took me hours to write, it’s full of great detail.
Based on the novel by the late Tolkien
And I want reviews, ’cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
It’s a thrilling story of an Elf or three
And some Hobbits who’re trying hard to flee.
There are twists and turns like you won’t believe,
It’s still incomplete, ’cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
It’s a hundred chapters, give or take a few,
I’ll be typing more in a day or two.
It’s a work in progress, and if you review
I will add some more, ’cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
If you really like it tell each of your friends;
They can spread the word – this tale never ends.
If you think it’s garbage then just click away
I want only praise, ’cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.