Tormented Love Poetry of Feanor, The: 2. More poems and Galadriel replies

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2. More poems and Galadriel replies

Dear Diary,
Feanor sent more poetry today. I hate to put anyone through the sheer horror of reading it, but I need to just get it off my chest. Here's just a couple of the poems I received.

My darling,
My beloved,
My sugarplum.
Oh how you excite my heart.
It skips a beat whenever you come near.
It stops beating whenever you hair is here.


No, wait; there's more! Oh joy.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My gems are golden,
And your hair is too.


What is it with this guy and my hair?!?! You think he'd get over it after a while, but noooo. I think this last one's the worst.

Oh my love, Oh maiden fair.
Let me have one lock of hair.
I'll treasure it always, even in my sleep.
For thine hair is finer than wool of sheep.


Sheep? SHEEP?!?! Perhaps I should write back. Maybe I'll say something like ...

Sweet uncle dear,
whom my hair does fear,
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: addicted

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Time of the Trees

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 02/02/03

Original Post: 01/27/03

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