HMS Legolas: 2. See How The Fates Their Gifts Allot

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2. See How The Fates Their Gifts Allot

GANDALF:
See how the Fates their gifts allot,
For they made Leggy very hot.
And he is worthy, I dare say,
Of all the FanGirls that have ever come his way!

GIMLI:
You think he’s worthy?

LEGOLAS:
I should say
Though still some seem to think I’m gay.

FELLOWSHIP:
Gay as in happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
FanGirl boffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Some may say joyous, others would say gay,
Doesn’t matter either way!
Some may say joyous, others would say gay,
Doesn’t matter either way!

GIMLI:
If I were
Fortune--which I'm not--
I would enjoy his happy lot,
And I would be a beauty too--
And have FanGirls coming out my wazoo.

ARAGORN, FARAMIR, FRODO, EOMER and LEGOLAS:
You do not want that…

GIMLI, GANDALF, THEODEN and DENETHOR.
Yes, we do
We want FanGirls out our wazoo…

FELLOWSHIP:
They would be happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Fangirl boffing, Ha! ha! ha!
But condemned to loneliness’ way,
Wretched meritorious they!
But condemned to loneliness’ way,
Wretched meritorious they!

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Original Lyrics: See How The Fates Their Gifts Allot from The Mikado

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Arandil

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/21/04

Original Post: 06/16/04

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