Hewing Naught but Wood

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Story Summary

During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to explain himself. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best plus a pragmatic Eomer. And you thought Tolkien chat rooms were scary...



Chapter List

Ch# Title Words Com. Updated
1 Hewing Naught but Wood 2,612 1 26 Sep 05
Appx. Word Count 2,612 1  



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Hewing Naught but Wood

Greywing - 08 Jul 06 - 4:51 AM

General Comment

I love the word-play! Very amusing. Well done!

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Story Information

Author: Thundera Tiger

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 04/04/10

Original Post: 09/26/05

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Playlists Featuring the Story

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Legolas and Gimli. Acting, reacting, interacting.
Included because: The way that legolas and Gimli can split hairs is absolutely hilarious
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Included because: It takes considerable talent to pull off humour in the middle of the Battle of the Hornburg, but this is masterful.


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Aragorn II
Eomer Éadig
Legolas Greenleaf

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