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Will the Dark Lords agree to disagree? Will the students ever learn not to stampede? Will Elrond’s campaign succeed? Gimli and Lina - true love? These and other vital questions will probably not be answered in OFUM’s final semester.

Mithril Awards 2003 - Runner-up - Best novel/serial
Mithril Awards 2003 - Commended - Best humour or parody
 

 

Chapter List

Ch# Title Words Com. Updated
1 A Weird Visit 1,020 0 18 Jun 02
2 Welcome to OFUM 725 0 18 Jun 02
3 Hoo boy 996 0 18 Jun 02
4 A (Brilliant) Plan Thwarted 890 0 18 Jun 02
5 Evil IS Evil 955 0 18 Jun 02
6 An Arrow to the Bum 868 0 18 Jun 02
7 Is That a Polka-Dot? 898 0 18 Jun 02
8 Frodo and Sam Sitting in a Tree? 967 0 18 Jun 02
9 Run Lina, Run! 852 0 18 Jun 02
10 A Balrog Named Grimli 872 0 18 Jun 02
11 The Urple Bandits 871 0 22 Jun 02
12 Evil Wall Came Falling Down, Falling Down... 1,064 0 22 Jun 02
13 The Curse of the Valinor Vegetable Soup 1,004 0 22 Jun 02
14 Monday Morning Mysteries 951 0 25 Jun 02
15 Where There’s a Growl – There’s a Wall 1,083 0 22 Jun 02
16 How Blind Love Can Be 960 0 22 Jun 02
17 Hung Over and Hung Up 1,054 0 22 Jun 02
18 My Inner Dwarf 976 0 22 Jun 02
19 Where There's a Way... 1,054 0 22 Jun 02
20 The Smell of Smoke 931 0 22 Jun 02
21 Flash Gimli 913 0 22 Jun 02
22 Sneaky Solutions and Obvious Answers 983 0 22 Jun 02
23 Congratulations, It's a Roll! 926 0 22 Jun 02
24 The Hobbit Love Guide to Middle-earth 1,009 0 22 Jun 02
25 Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge 971 0 22 Jun 02
26 Cupid-Legolas 1,012 0 22 Jun 02
27 BreadLegs and the Bun Cake 963 0 22 Jun 02
28 Nobody Expects the Orcish Inquisition 1,057 0 22 Jun 02
29 That's Amore... 937 0 22 Jun 02
30 The State of Evil 1,022 0 22 Jun 02
31 An Axing Spring Break 1,084 0 22 Jun 02
32 [Title censored by the Committee For Galadriel’s Sanity] 991 0 22 Jun 02
33 A Wraith Who Wrings 1,123 0 22 Jun 02
34 Nine Is the Number of Your Counting... 1,083 0 22 Jun 02
35 As Gandalf As It Gets 973 0 22 Jun 02
36 To Woo Or Not To Woo 1,019 0 22 Jun 02
37 The Urple Wizard And a Few Dorks 1,126 0 22 Jun 02
38 The Society for S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M 979 0 22 Jun 02
39 An Orc Named Plz R+R And Other Horrors 1,184 0 22 Jun 02
40 Through Sickness and Pain (And Urple) 981 0 22 Jun 02
41 A Body-Slam, a Head-Knock and a Fellowship Jingle 1,256 0 22 Jun 02
42 Now You See Me - Now You Don't 1,106 0 22 Jun 02
43 So Sayeth the Ten Tolkien Truths 1,093 0 22 Jun 02
44 Dashing Dwarves and Other Great Plans 1,087 0 22 Jun 02
45 Much Ado About Names and Mini-Balrogs 1,210 0 22 Jun 02
46 A Witch-Wall Named Desire 1,110 0 22 Jun 02
47 Pool Parties And Ass-Kickings 1,281 0 22 Jun 02
48 Woo, Woo, Woo Your Wall 1,105 0 22 Jun 02
49 Alas, What a Mental Image! 1,053 0 22 Jun 02
50 The Woes of Royalty and Misplaced Commas 1,067 0 22 Jun 02
51 The Complications of Commas and Dates With Evil 1,297 0 22 Jun 02
52 Pipe Weed And A Game of Cricket 1,041 0 22 Jun 02
53 A Poem Quite Horrid When Lina Was Torrid 823 0 22 Jun 02
54 Not So Quiet Evenings And Great Plans O’Hoy 1,190 0 22 Jun 02
55 Interactive Learning Week and Why Silence is a Virtue 1,102 0 22 Jun 02
56 The Many Variations of Ow 1,186 0 22 Jun 02
57 The Road to Species Enlightenment Is Paved With Fangirls 1,335 0 22 Jun 02
58 Rescue Me, Take Me In Your Claws 1,232 0 22 Jun 02
59 Black Leather and Things That Go Plonk In the Night 1,116 0 22 Jun 02
60 Of Evil Plots and Evil Neighbours 1,214 0 22 Jun 02
61 Of Ferry God Mother and Very Evil Plots 1,092 0 22 Jun 02
62 One Last Pat on the Bum 816 0 11 Jul 02
63 Save the Last Dance for the Dwarf 1,114 0 11 Jul 02
64 Epilogue 599 0 11 Jul 02
Appx. Word Count 65,852 0  
 

 

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Story Information

Author: Camilla Sandman

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 03/15/04

Original Post: 06/18/02

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