Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth, The by Camilla Sandman - Stories

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Will the Dark Lords agree to disagree? Will the students ever learn not to stampede? Will Elrond’s campaign succeed? Gimli and Lina - true love? These and other vital questions will probably not be answered in OFUM’s final semester.

Mithril Awards 2003 - Runner-up - Best novel/serial
Mithril Awards 2003 - Commended - Best humour or parody

Chapter List

Ch#	Title	Words	Updated
1	A Weird Visit	1,020	18 Jun 02
2	Welcome to OFUM	725	18 Jun 02
3	Hoo boy	996	18 Jun 02
4	A (Brilliant) Plan Thwarted	890	18 Jun 02
5	Evil IS Evil	955	18 Jun 02
6	An Arrow to the Bum	868	18 Jun 02
7	Is That a Polka-Dot?	898	18 Jun 02
8	Frodo and Sam Sitting in a Tree?	967	18 Jun 02
9	Run Lina, Run!	852	18 Jun 02
10	A Balrog Named Grimli	872	18 Jun 02
11	The Urple Bandits	871	22 Jun 02
12	Evil Wall Came Falling Down, Falling Down...	1,064	22 Jun 02
13	The Curse of the Valinor Vegetable Soup	1,004	22 Jun 02
14	Monday Morning Mysteries	951	25 Jun 02
15	Where There’s a Growl – There’s a Wall	1,083	22 Jun 02
16	How Blind Love Can Be	960	22 Jun 02
17	Hung Over and Hung Up	1,054	22 Jun 02
18	My Inner Dwarf	976	22 Jun 02
19	Where There's a Way...	1,054	22 Jun 02
20	The Smell of Smoke	931	22 Jun 02
21	Flash Gimli	913	22 Jun 02
22	Sneaky Solutions and Obvious Answers	983	22 Jun 02
23	Congratulations, It's a Roll!	926	22 Jun 02
24	The Hobbit Love Guide to Middle-earth	1,009	22 Jun 02
25	Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge	971	22 Jun 02
26	Cupid-Legolas	1,012	22 Jun 02
27	BreadLegs and the Bun Cake	963	22 Jun 02
28	Nobody Expects the Orcish Inquisition	1,057	22 Jun 02
29	That's Amore...	937	22 Jun 02
30	The State of Evil	1,022	22 Jun 02
31	An Axing Spring Break	1,084	22 Jun 02
32	[Title censored by the Committee For Galadriel’s Sanity]	991	22 Jun 02
33	A Wraith Who Wrings	1,123	22 Jun 02
34	Nine Is the Number of Your Counting...	1,083	22 Jun 02
35	As Gandalf As It Gets	973	22 Jun 02
36	To Woo Or Not To Woo	1,019	22 Jun 02
37	The Urple Wizard And a Few Dorks	1,126	22 Jun 02
38	The Society for S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M	979	22 Jun 02
39	An Orc Named Plz R+R And Other Horrors	1,184	22 Jun 02
40	Through Sickness and Pain (And Urple)	981	22 Jun 02
41	A Body-Slam, a Head-Knock and a Fellowship Jingle	1,256	22 Jun 02
42	Now You See Me - Now You Don't	1,106	22 Jun 02
43	So Sayeth the Ten Tolkien Truths	1,093	22 Jun 02
44	Dashing Dwarves and Other Great Plans	1,087	22 Jun 02
45	Much Ado About Names and Mini-Balrogs	1,210	22 Jun 02
46	A Witch-Wall Named Desire	1,110	22 Jun 02
47	Pool Parties And Ass-Kickings	1,281	22 Jun 02
48	Woo, Woo, Woo Your Wall	1,105	22 Jun 02
49	Alas, What a Mental Image!	1,053	22 Jun 02
50	The Woes of Royalty and Misplaced Commas	1,067	22 Jun 02
51	The Complications of Commas and Dates With Evil	1,297	22 Jun 02
52	Pipe Weed And A Game of Cricket	1,041	22 Jun 02
53	A Poem Quite Horrid When Lina Was Torrid	823	22 Jun 02
54	Not So Quiet Evenings And Great Plans O’Hoy	1,190	22 Jun 02
55	Interactive Learning Week and Why Silence is a Virtue	1,102	22 Jun 02
56	The Many Variations of Ow	1,186	22 Jun 02
57	The Road to Species Enlightenment Is Paved With Fangirls	1,335	22 Jun 02
58	Rescue Me, Take Me In Your Claws	1,232	22 Jun 02
59	Black Leather and Things That Go Plonk In the Night	1,116	22 Jun 02
60	Of Evil Plots and Evil Neighbours	1,214	22 Jun 02
61	Of Ferry God Mother and Very Evil Plots	1,092	22 Jun 02
62	One Last Pat on the Bum	816	11 Jul 02
63	Save the Last Dance for the Dwarf	1,114	11 Jul 02
64	Epilogue	599	11 Jul 02
Appx. Word Count		65,852

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