Yule Mathoms 2005 Collected
December 4 - 21 ornery orcs: 5. 21 Ornery Orcs Offended - by Dean Maia of Este
21 Ornery Orcs Offended
"I am Unsbrtuz and I want you to know I lead twenty-one of the toughest orcs in Agbang."
"Twenty." Someone yelled from the pack.
"What?"
"Azak and Qartez hadda fight. Azak lost."
Unsbrtuz turned back to the Man he was trying to overwhelm. "Never mind him." Unsbrtuz sneered, "They is only you and this Elf-girl of yours to fight us. Give up and we take you to Morgoth, more or less whole."
They looked at each other and smiled. Beren drew his sword. Luthien cleared her throat. They left twenty-one neatly piled orc heads now looking more shocked than ornery.
"I am Unsbrtuz and I want you to know I lead twenty-one of the toughest orcs in Agbang."
"Twenty." Someone yelled from the pack.
"What?"
"Azak and Qartez hadda fight. Azak lost."
Unsbrtuz turned back to the Man he was trying to overwhelm. "Never mind him." Unsbrtuz sneered, "They is only you and this Elf-girl of yours to fight us. Give up and we take you to Morgoth, more or less whole."
They looked at each other and smiled. Beren drew his sword. Luthien cleared her throat. They left twenty-one neatly piled orc heads now looking more shocked than ornery.
